she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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