It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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