Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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