I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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