he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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