it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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