I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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