We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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