should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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