How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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