Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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