The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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