Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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