I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You're like the curious george of whores
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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