Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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