On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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