Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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