"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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