she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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