Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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