guys are not supposed to queef...right?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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