I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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