Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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