Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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