ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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