tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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