Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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