if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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