It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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