I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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