Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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