How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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