dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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