I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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