the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I had to cum in my sink.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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