I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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