totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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