do herpes really smell.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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