She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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