she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
dude. I can hear the air.
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