I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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