Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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