I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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