I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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