i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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