I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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