Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
is it fun? or sober?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
