if i died would you start the facebook group?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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