I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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