Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
