how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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