on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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