Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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