so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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