are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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