Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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