that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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